Spangler Family Communication Center

I can just see it now, a trailer for an upcoming holiday blockbuster....

(Deep, menacing voice)"In a world, where online vacation planning goes online...

There is a women who trolls the internet looking for innocent homes to borrow...

She is...

the SarahShark!(insert blood-curdling scream here)

No online rental listing is safe from the critical and fierce gaze of this property predator.

instinctively weeding out the weak, weird, and worn-down, she hunts for a meaty temporary domicile as the mightiest Christmas carnivore the world has ever known.

Beware...
SarahShark prowls as we speak." (Add another scream here)

Sarah, you are awesome!